3... not bad.

The only comment I could see Apple coming up with is in their new creatives: "The brand new iPhone.. so good, you'll take it over a kidney."

Uh yeah.. I.. Well I uh... still had to carve the ends of the PVC pipes to let me string it easily?

Its a good thing they got off with only a warning, and kept a clean criminal record.

Amazingly timed article!

The book you've used has a spelling mistake in it. "My knees went week."

Well done.

To be exact, no balloons make your voice change to a higher pitch, they only alter its frequency.

The ass ball connector connector?

I agree. (With what you said, not what you meant.)

These surgeons must be filling good about themselves - they really got their teeth into this one.

And they knew about it.

Or we see it as white because we can't see it as anything else - seeing (pun unintended) there is no light.

Incredible.

Glad I wasnt the only one..

What a serious article.. I was at least expecting a tag for "Irony."

Indeed only noticed when you mentioned it, but yes maybe they should have gone with something else.

The Hebrew one is backwards - by that logic I'm guessing the Arabic one is too.

I love you.

A few more ideas like this and we will be on the right track to shave the planet.