This video is like a Key and Peele sketch. Kelvin Torbert? Anthony Richardson? Jawad White?! What happened to these guys?

I only gave you a star for your username

That game was incredibly ponderous, boring, lame, and full of typos.

oh god, please don't do that. It's bad enough we have to put up with fucking Draper saying that stupid-ass line 100 times a day. Are you trying to crawl up Deadspin staffers' asses or something?

Always Sixers truthers

this tired-ass routine is getting so pitiful.

Yeah. WAY cheaper. Earlier this year I flew from Dublin to Zadar, Croatia for $33 USD. That's the type of money I bet a 15 year old could come up with.

I mean, he's been having one HELL of a season on the offensive end. But you knew something was wrong when they lost to PHX a couple nights ago and Bledsoe scored 28 points on 22 LESS ATTEMPTS than Westbrook. 22 LESS ATTEMPTS! And after the game Westbrook admitted he didnt trust his teammates to take shots.

Yep, injury indeed...and the Pelicans are breathing down their necks now.

For shame. Apparently you haven't listened to El Ten Eleven.

If Ben Gibbard, is, in 2015, still your FAVORITE musician, you are diaqualified. But this Sheeran guy is playing a festival I'm going to in May, so I may hate-watch a few songs of his set.

People also die doing their taxes. Do you have some sort of point, or...?

Really, dude? Really?!? Gravely injured? I mean I get it if the britleness of her bones in old age caused her hip to crack or something but come on, she took a relatively controlled fall down ONE STEP.

That's what I'm screamin. The best way to punk him would have been just to hang up.

Or, maybe they're pointing out that they think you aren't doing your job well? I disagree with that opinion in some ways, but churning out clickbait and then dismissing everyone who questions it by obnoxiously saying the same thing over and over again seems kinda childish.

Yes, that makes total sense in that setting.

Well it could only be like one of 5 places so there's a decent chance.

wow, yeah. that one just SAILED over your head. What I wouldn't do to be able to see The Office for the first time though.

its not a food safety issue at all to offer a customer a ramekin with a tiny bit of pesto in it. Its not against any health department codes anywhere. Its the exact same thing as people asking for sauce on the side, and I've seen it done at 95% of the restaurants I've worked at (mainly high-end fine dining). I can…

Kevin asks the tough questions and gets the tough answers, broh. That's why they pay him the big bucks.