Why didn't you just ask them if they wanted to try a little bit?

I don't think there's anything particularly blistering about the fact that he's sanctimonious and narcissistic, is there? I mean, isn't that pretty much accepted at this point.

Sorry, been working a lot lately so it's tough for me to immediately reply, but I wanted to go ahead and address some things you said. I'm not so sure you have a full understanding of the words you're using. Do you understand what "superstar" means? Do you understand that Andre Drummond is a third year player who has…

is he an all-star?

wait, what "All-Star Caliber" C is that?

Yep, the Pels drafted Nerlens, leading Bill Simmons to freak out for about 6 minutes.

How can John Salmons play for Phoenix and Miami?

I can get behind that. I'll from now only refer to myself as a Chief.

oh okay, just wanted to clear that up.

that's interesting. I am a chef for a living. I went to culinary school and I cook food in a professional kitchen, with other chefs. I often comment on food-related Kinja articles with something such as "as a chef, this is what I have found to work best" or something similar. Does that make me not a chef?

As a fine-dining chef, I just want to say two things. First of all, the lady that sent the "scallop mini burgers" back is indeed a dumbshit.

awww look at you ya big cutie! You're trying to make a point! Don't worry, you'll figure out how to do it eventually.

Any protein really. Duck, pheasant, quail, squab, myriad cuts of beef, pork, and many different fish, etc...butternut squash roasted works really well in almost any application with any other sauce that has some decent acidity and brightness to it. Any good vinaigrette, Italian Salsa Verde, Provencal Pistou, etc...the…

aren't two man races races between two teams?

You could basically add AD to any starting lineup and say that. I'm interested to see how the rest of this season shakes out. Still way too much basketball to be played. Pels have now won 6-7, and Tyreke, Gordon, and Anderson have signficantly upped their contributions. If this upward trend continues we could continue…

damn, you're right. my main problem is i never look at what i'm writing. i'll get back to you.

Turn swype off then, dispshit. This isn't 2009.

i own a P85D if anyone has questions as well.

Explain to me please, oh wise sage, why La Liga is a joke?

yeah, I believe "what have you done for me in the last 60 years" would definitely qualify as "what have you done for me lately"