Ouch. The butthurt from the '09 NFC Championship remains strong, huh Kluwe?

The Copa Del Rey would beg to differ, however.

....and there's literal larry, living up to his name yet again.

Not only have I seen it and reveled in its' glory hundreds of times, I had the goddamn pleasure of being there to watch it in person. Greatest game of my life.

First of all, this is an american sports website. Second, they're not called crisps in Spain.

That's not funny, it's pathetic. Food poisoning literally kills people all the time. What a terrible, underhanded, potentially devastating thing to do.

Just wanted to drop in and say, mom took delivery on her P85D a week ago and I finally got to drive it today. It's freaking. awesome. My favorite funny part is the two driving modes, which are "sport" and "insane".

My mom just took delivery on a P85D in freaking Texas. What the hell are you talking about?

Yeah, I lived in LA for 3 years, but my job takes me all over the damn place. I will say, the best restaurant supply store I found in LA was called Toro Kitchen in the valley (Woodland Hills area). I would avoid Surfas because they are MUCH more a "retail" supply place than anything. Essentially, they're trying to be…

Also, to add one more thing to the list re: adequately collecting adequate kitchen supplies, as a chef my standby for home supplies for years and a great little "lifehack" (although I fucking abhor that word with the fury of ten thousand post taco-bell digestive tracts) is to absolutely find your nearest restaurant…

No offense meant, as the old wives tale of "defrosting things in hot water is a huge no-no" has been around forever, but Harold McGee (who I assume you know quite well as you have a culinary degree and were a professional cook), with the help of the USDA food labs, thoroughly debunked that one about 4 years ago in a…

Why don't cook fish in a cast-iron?

Uh, do you watch soccer? Not only did Atleti win its' group in the UCL, but mere days ago gave Real it's second loss in like, months. In fact, this is the third time since August Atleti has handled the galacticos.

Great, so give him DPOY, which he will get and rightly deserves. It's absurd to write an article and then sit here and argue about a players' perceived value to a team that squeaked out a 7-7 and is going home for the holidays.

I'll do all that shit for the right price

Coming from a chef, i truly mean it when i say you are a garbage motherfucker.

Don't be a pussy, kill it humanely by applying proper pressure with a sharp kitchen knife to sever the lobsters' spinal cord and nerve endings (head) from the rest of its' body, obtain all meat out of the claws, tail, and head using proper butchering procedures, reserve the tomalley for myriad uses, and voila! You…

Probably most people who are interested in the cheating sagas of sports stars don't consider themselves "residents of jezebel".

not sure if the author just needed to fill their quota running up to the end of the month, but this is a seriously grinchy-ass and poor article.