I’m planning on wearing my nicest gray suit.

I will see you all there!

It seems like “if you want to get toned, eat healthy and do cardio” is a pretty direct, non-general statement?

Hayden was a family friend. You still got my star. I’m going to hell.

I used to like this band when I was a teenager. Fucking kill me

Jason Williams got rather unceremoniously injured the first game of the season.

There is an entire (albeit dark) part of American culinary history that involved these kinds of “salads”. It was somewhat of a cultural phenomenon for the better part of 20 years, and was thought of as modern cooking. There are entire cookbooks from that era full of jello salads and all manner of other sweet and…

That sure is one creepy little mustache.

It quite literally is for many.

Is everything OK with you?

As a recovering alcoholic, I could never in good faith wish a relapse on another man. But, fuck... His brand of entitled, sanctimonious assholeishness regarding sobriety really makes me think, sometimes.

As a white man who just signed a condo lease in Harlem, this made me feel very bad about myself. I’m sorry, everyone :(

Yeah, I just killed them all on my first run through. It was tough, but fuck stealth.

It would be pretty crazy. It isn’t just Paul obviously, it’s the loss of Reddick and whatever they call that bench. They got problems... ones that don’t just get “figured out”. And Pat Beverley doesn’t belong in the same sentence as Chris Paul, but I’m sure you know that.

Yes, it would be pretty bizarre if they won 50 games.

Good lord, you people come out of the woodwork. You’re the last person I’m replying to about this, because now Im just saying the same thing over and over again and apparently no one reads or watches basketball. He has been 100% from his stress fractures for 2 years now. He played all games injury free in the 2016…

2011: 0 2012: 0 2013: 4 2014: 48 2015: 42 2016: 11 2017: 3 thats how many games he has missed per season due to injury. The one lingering injury issue he has had in his career cleared up two years ago. So why are we talking about long-term injury issues again?

I was replying to the part of this article that said they “couldn’t imagine him getting healthier as he ages”, which is a pretty asinine thing to write given ANY context regarding his injury history, or given the fact that he...ya know... got healthy as he aged.

Sure, and that was 2 years ago, and he’s been perfectly healthy for 2 years now. So what would a past injury that he totally recovered from 2 years ago have anything to do with a long term contract now? As in, why are we even talking about this??

The last time he had injury issues was 2 years ago. He missed 9 games 2 seasons ago because KP poked him in the eye, and 12 last season because of his wife’s tumor. So, specifically regarding some perception that he has issues moving forward with injuries, it’s a lazy narrative that hasn’t been applicable since 2015.