*facepalm*

I get the joke and all but, as a recovering alcoholic myself...life just sort of goes on with the help of chronic masturbation.

So...you realize that the Bucks are a lot closer to being the 76ers than they are to being an actual competitive playoff team, right? Like...its nice that theyre technically “in the playoffs” and all, but that doesnt mean you get to just check the internet comments-section superiority box...youre still a Bucks fan,…

Today i explored Anasazi cave dwellings, held an alligator, and watched new rick and morty. Today was a good day.

Indeed. 7-3 in the last 10, including absolute dominations of Portland and Denver and a great win over Memphis. Theyre starting to make tangible strides with Boogie in the lineup, and given an offseason of practice and a move or two in free agency, should certainly be expected to be at least a low-seed playoff team…

Whoa, hold the phone! Food that is improperly stored could potentially cause illness??

All I read was “Notable NFL players and anal”.

I don’t think he listed “cringeworthy acting” and “godawful writing” anywhere on his requirements ;)

I was addicted to Xanax and Klonopin for 8 years — all doctor prescribed, never ever took more than 1.5 MG of benzos daily for anxiety and PTSD. The rebound effect of benzos is really bad, they are incredibly addictive, and their usefulness starts to decline after a few weeks. Within a year, you need to be taking…

Nice try, but the booger eaters are just slowly evolving past the rest of society.

Gwynne’s stuff is great. Empire of the Summer Moon was killer indeed.

Hyperbole is the name of the game eh?

I don’t think I can summarize why youre wrong any better than Herpes In The Mist, but it seems like you have a lot of emotion invested in being proven right.

I don’t think you offended anyone by stating what you like. I think the misunderstanding came when you stated that hamburger should never be pink in the middle, which is wrong.

Yeah, while this may, in food safety theory, be correct, it has been proven to be impractical and unnecessary all over the world for thousands of years. I have spent time in a dozen fine dining restaurants serving carpaccios, tartares, and rare burgers for 10 years now. Neither I nor anyone I know has ever gotten…

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Ya ain’t gettin by the Pens, bud.

Funny subway related story, Jared now makes sandwiches for inmates at the federal prison not 2 miles from my house. I drive by his home every day and think about those delicious sandwiches he's slappin together in there

Who wins the Champions League final? Real or Atleti?

As someone who was born and raised in new orleans and who has attended every saints game since i was 7 years old with my stepfather, this is incredibly heartbreaking. I dont have the words anymore to describe how this makes me feel about my city. RIP Will Smith.