Yeah, when the DH has to play a position bad things happen.

Good God...Ben Mcdonald’s hand would probably abrade off trying to throw this ball.

Go Larry!

Photo Credit: Patrick Pleul/AP [NOTE: this is not Larry; this is a stock photo of a snail. For reasons passing understanding, neither Getty nor the AP seem to have sent photographers to the World Snail Racing Championship. I, too, am saddened by this.]

Given that in Texas you can shoot a man for stealing your horse....what can you do to him for stealing your dog? Or ransoming your dog...as it is.

Tried hard. Could not find one second of bad Italian football. Nope, nary a secondo.

Ow. That hurts to watch.

Pandas are true bears. Koalas are just raccoons in disguise.

There is some value in being able to say “Well, I’m done with this tree.” and just let go.

nice try.

He’s obviously a terrible person. What kind of Canadian would do that to beer?

Who?

I vividly remember my mother saying as we drove by a chain gang working on the side of the road, “This is what happens when you’re bad. Now wave at your Uncle Billy.”

My mom’s side of the family is big on yard work. ‘Course they spent a lot of time on the chain gang. Ahhh...the 60's in South Carolina. joy.

Earth, Wind, and Ozzy

Next year.

Yesterday I felt good. Today I falafel.

There be dragons!

Let’s Get Away From It All - Dusty Springfield/Mel Torme