My hero is dead. I am despondent.

Can they jump?

I’m trying to deal with the most joyous thing that ever happened in my life last week and the most terrifying this week.

I usually go to Mr. Beef cuz it’s convenient for lunch. I think it’s really a seasonal sandwich though. Should only be eaten when you can wear a short-sleeve shirt.

You just like food that drips off your elbows when you eat it.

Worst mistake the Decatur Staleys ever made.

No...we just need a muffaletta. Can’t get a freaking muffaletta in this town.

Chicago Hot Dogs are the perfect food.

Why thankee!

Yep. After the game I laid on my couch until 3am or so and listened to the sounds of “Friday Night in Beirut” circa 1982. Bombs exploding, people screaming, car horns bleating and choppers overhead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That’s never happening. Sorry. Not sorry.

Yeah..the collective loss kings were trying to out-do each other.

All I hear is fireworks and car horns.

Careful with that axe, Eugene! We’re talking Walt Whitman and Herman Melville. Heck, Ben should be familiar with Herman Melville by now. He does play for the 76ers.

Bad pitchers and short rest. Cubs still have a chance. Wonder what Kluber the third time on short rest will look like?

No. Joe didn’t have anyone he trusted other than Chapman. So, batting for himself was the best plan.

Alexa, lights out.