HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That’s never happening. Sorry. Not sorry.

Yeah..the collective loss kings were trying to out-do each other.

All I hear is fireworks and car horns.

Careful with that axe, Eugene! We’re talking Walt Whitman and Herman Melville. Heck, Ben should be familiar with Herman Melville by now. He does play for the 76ers.

Ghost lawyers.

Bad pitchers and short rest. Cubs still have a chance. Wonder what Kluber the third time on short rest will look like?

No. Joe didn’t have anyone he trusted other than Chapman. So, batting for himself was the best plan.

And I have Sugru...just need a reason for the Pi.

Alexa, lights out.

It was a good game. A little scary at times.

@Housecreep Child shot to death: Adleman, Ruth - Age 1 and 3 mos. - Fatally shot 8/24/24, accidentally, at home, 1917 Irving Park Blvd., by her brother Alfred, age 4 and a half years - 32 Dist.

Will that require a hot glue gun?

What you do with information is up to you. I found out about a number of murders in my neighborhood in the 1912-13 time period. Interesting stuff. Now I’m interested in newspaper reports about these crimes and whatever happened.

That would be traumatic high-velocity hollow point lead poisoning.

Let me guess. You don’t have any idea about the rules of baseball. And...with all the resources in the world at your fingertips you choose to accuse someone of cheating.

Oh god, yes.

I’m too old to do stuff like that anymore. All I saw was death everywhere.

Can’t wait until bear CUB Friday! I’m going to the World Series!

Bullpen catcher