I’m sure someone told him, “Don’t give up your day job.”

So, root for the Mets. They’re half a game behind the Cardinals for the 2nd Wild Card.

Cubs need to go 11-12 over the last 23 games of the season to win 100.

I think I’m gonna just let them hang onto it for me. Who knew I’d trust the government more than banks or the stock market.

Babe still best OX.

The original Flava...

I guess that’s how you turn Rice into Pilaf.

You own the Rangers?

I really don’t need new pants from watching a guy climb safely.

Who?

Now the Beach Boys are covering this in my head...make it stop!

Illinois has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the US. Indiana has some of the most lax gun laws in the US. You can buy a gun w/o ID at a “gun show” in Indiana. Indiana is right next to the south side of Chicago. Gun violence on the south side of Chicago, particularly in the Englewood, West Englewood, and…

Kraftwerk live? How can you tell?

Great song! Thanks, Barry.

Cubs are 78-44 with a 13 game lead on the Cardinals. Kris Bryant took over the NL lead in home runs with 31 while Kyle Hendricks is your new NL ERA leader at 2.16. Cubs play the Rockies today before heading to San Diego and Los Angeles to finish the last west coast road trip of the season.

I had a similar experience in a dive bar on Lincoln Ave yesterday trying to explain Team Handball to some degenerate drunks.

Who?

Bears?

Just need to automate it...with the list grabbed from the site HTML.