That razor scares me.

That razor scares me.

And I’m John Mozeliak. Enjoy your bus trip to Memphis, meat.

We? You play professional baseball or own a team?

11 back after beating SpellCheck last night. 14-16 at home. I’m sure the BFIB are thrilled.

Cubs won their 39th game. Now 39-15

Great song...gonna add it to my open mike repertoire.

Shattered.

If I’m going to be lost in the woods and have only one choice for food and kindling...I’m going with BBQ Fritos.

That’ll work. I live on the north side about 8 blocks west of Wrigley.

Well, when you’re sleeping, yes...but he was wide awake.

I’d trade Rondon and Abreu. The problem with trading Sale is the Sox will never get back what they think he’s worth. No matter who they trade they’ll have to take back “prospects” and talent scouting is not the White Sox strong suit.

Helicopters are killers.

I’m stealing this. I can shame and troll literally everyone in the world with this.....oh.....uh....nevermind.

Mehhh....I’m not sure they lose in appeals court. Might take the US Supreme Court to get there. Would be nice if a billionaire out there would pony up to help out.

Uhm...Where in Chicago?

Got any Boots Randolph or Bix Beiderbecke in that playlist?

Angina, Angina, My heart’s on fire, Angina!

Randomizer is workin’!