Tenpole Tudor - Swords of Thousand Men

The 2nd coming of Carlos Valderrama? “With a head like an exploding root vegetable”

Just listen for the splat.

LaRoche attended Fort Scott Community College in Fort Scott, Kansas and Seminole State College in Seminole, Kansas to play baseball.

Bobby Reid - Lucette

Dad? When did you get on the internet?

Unless I get lucky, it’s going to be years until I can buy a new TV. I have a sad.

Unless I get lucky, it’s going to be years until I can buy a new TV. I have a sad.

“Customization is way past us all”?

waiting for Gram Parson’s dead ass to show up.

Maria - Blondie

and pickles.

I’m betting on a pig roast for the team sometime real soon.

Growing up my father constantly reminded me not to give the animals names. It only leads to heartache and poor decision making.

Ketchup, really? BK is dead to Chicago.