I always read the grays and star what I can, I can’t pull you out permanently though :/

Hey, those thermos’ ain't cheap.

If he walked on water they’d critique him for not knowing how to swim.

It’s a great deal easier if you have only one.

I went to high school with Diane. She is a brilliant and passionate human being and has always been this way. She uprooted her family to take this fellowship, as she wanted to be an abortion provider as opposed to just an OB/GYN. She did this because wanted to be an advocate and give women a safe and compassionate…

This sounds like my father to a T. Hang in there ok? When my mom and I finally got out it was really hard at first too. People like that are very good at making you second guess or even blame yourself so don’t fall for it. I got through it by reminding myself of that awful sinking feeling id get when he came home from…

By William Butler Yeats.

Rainbow Hot Chilly Peppers

Be sure, if you sell them or give them away, to label them as “GMOs” (Gay Modified Organisms). It’s for the safety of the straights.

Worst gift basket ever.

Ben Carson: Toss-up between a pebble, a hammer, or this thing.

We’re JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

My youngest is 4 years old now, and I am 41, and pretty much out of the baby business enough to have some perspective. The thing that sticks out for me is not so much the biology of having a baby when you are older, or having the energy to take care of one. The main issue for us through all of this is how expensive…

“Don’t dance like my brother.”

“Don’t dance like my brother.”

We had to duct tape our breasts down, but it was so friggin’ hot, the tape fell off while the eternal/obligatory outdoor under the oaks pre wedding shots, in August, at 2:00 in SWLa. There was a lot of boobs bouncing down the Catholic aisle. Good times.

I’ll just leave this right here:

Yep, this is our governor. I cannot wait to get rid of Bobby Jindal for oh so many reasons. He truly makes me long (not a pun) for governors of yore. ‘You Are My Sunshine’ is kind of a catchy tune.