This was my first thought, too.

The movie was detrimental to the movie.

Write better scripts, Patty.  It’s just that simple.

Patty Jenkins should be glad she has HBO Max and Covid to scapegoat for the poor box office performance of WW84. That movie was a scattershot mess with a nonsensical plot, it was a definite drop off in quality from her first WW movie.

Shitty people rise to the top because they have no qualms about stepping on everyone else beneath them. In other news, water is wet and fire burns.

Oh my god this math makes me freaking angry. None of this is how that works. All of the money paid to charity, all of the money paid to moderators, all of that gets deducted from taxes (NOT from net profits). If he is paying 75k to mods, and donating 80k to charity, then that means that his taxable income isn’t 300k,…

While you don’t need to FEEL the hype, it’s absurd to make a claim that you don’t get it. Let’s look at a few of the things.

Yeah rockstar’s given up on single player content 😡

I get his overall message, but the way he chose to make it betrays how far out of touch he is with any world that doesn’t involve his wealthy white male privilege.  

We have to find the missing link...

But if the Ducks evolved from ducks, why are there still ducks, Rob? Why are there still ducks?

“These two are fighter pilots? Doesn’t that typically rely on a younger, fitter crowd?”

With the amount of losses the Rebels had during the Battle of Endor, having two out-of-shape middle aged dudes piloting X-Wings like bumbling space cops totally makes sense.

The Post Imperial Republic is, at this point, in a precarious situation, so they take whatever they can get in terms of volunteer pilots.

There…

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

I like how he even looked up at one point. I think that’s what I’d do too, like “where the hell did that come from?”

That’s a fairly stupid take: the two columns appear to be supporting the porch roof. They are not designed to counter the lateral impact of a speeding tire and wheel.

The last 12 seconds of the video are some big 2020 vibes.

Most of them are falling flat for me.

Tread carefully with those puns.

That’s what people get for putting tacky fake columns on their houses