Everyone, I’m in the Breitbart comments and making a ton of progress. Come join me!

This was the greatest own possible in the circumstances. Props.

It’s Foxtrot Alpha, dummy.

Classic Beatty!

Derp.

You’re an idiot.

Also you’re an asshole.

I didn’t get out of the greys. His death remains sacrosanct.

Test.

Test.

Eminem came out exactly 18 years and one day ago. Yes, we are old.

Megan - I sent you the tip on this one. Please un-grey me!

You’re the one who sounds like a prick here. Fucking asshole.

Stann loves him. He said on the post-show that the interview threw him off, but he clearly likes the Beast. And who wouldn’t?

I’m not calling for it, but I do hope it happens.

If you wanna see the ultimate “guy styling gets KTFO”, look up Matt Wiman vs. Spencer Fisher.

I’m fucking Canadian and I google “Donald Trump” like a hundred times a day. Can’t stop myself. It’s the ultimate hate watch.

Brilliant.

The sound of crackling fires in the Bronx as landlords burn down their own buildings to collect insurance?

First ever senior WH advisor to be fired under both Democratic and Republican administrations, and shortest-serving senior WH advisor ever. Sad!