I’m Canadian, and growing up, North Carolina was America to me, because that’s where my grandparents lived and we would always go there. So many of my favourite memories are from Kakalaka... the mall in Raleigh (got my Carolina blue Jordan II’s there), Carowyn’s amusement park, the science museum in Charlotte, my…

Yes, I earnestly shared my deeply held beliefs with people who believe that the Jews wouldn’t have been kicked out of so many countries if there wasn’t a valid reason. Obviously I just accused everyone of being cucks.

I trolled Breitbart for a while before I got banned, so I am being a hypocrite, but seriously dude just fuck off.

Pretty sure voter fraud and hacking emails are totally different things. Idiot.

Benevolent dictatorship is the ideal form of government.

Going out in a blaze of glory!!!

Fun fact: I recently went on a tour of a federal penitentiary, and they have this machine that detects whether potential visitors have cocaine residue on their hands or their belongings. According to the tour guide, literally every bill in circulation has a detectable amount of cocaine on it. Even much of the currency…

Stand strong, friend.

He could easily ensure that Emmy gets paid equally if he insisted on it to the cheque writers. I suspect.

Real talk, I consider myself a relatively educated Canadian, and I had never heard of her. I feel like Joe Carter would have been more appropriate. But this is still cool.

No civilized nation still uses the death penalty.

If you’re trying to establish yourself as the least conscience having-est person out there, intentionally subjecting your infant child to a horrifically excruciating death will put you right in contention.

Because Canadians have huge inferiority complexes about everything compared to Americans and especially pop culture, I’m just glad you witnessed our true gift to the world Megan Follows. We also have this new rap singer named Drake who you should check out.

That is AMAZING! I think I saw Megan IRL at a play at the YPT just after she did AOGG, and obviously I totally chickened out. I wish I could say I had a dance with her!

I think I have literally never watched Beachcombers. I remember the opening credits and the theme song, but that was my cue to change the channel. Littlest Hobo, on the other hand, taught me very early that life is not fair, especially if you’re a gold-hearted German Shepherd.

It was on CBC when it first aired! You musta missed it.

I feel like Beachcombers was before Anne. But I could be wrong. And also, not gonna totally dump on all Canadian shows. The Littlest Hobo provided me with my moral compass.

I’m not too sure many boys read the book. But we definitely all watched the mini-series (again, in Canada). So for us, Goddess Follows looked exactly like she was supposed to.

SING IT SISTA (other than your last sentence).

I apologize for my aggression. Not sure if you are Canadian - but if not, the first version is an important part of our heritage. At that time, Canada was basically incapable of producing watchable dramatic television shows (other than Degrassi), so it was a big cultural moment. And Megan Follows is and will always be…