Longest trial in central PA? From the transcript, sounds like it was three days.

Why you had to diss Canada?

I feel like this should be cross-posted to The Cuck.

My first time ever using this response:

I’ve been to rehab twice, the most recent time when I was 39. Now I’m 41. Still look younger in the face than you. I don’t know what the moral of thiS story is.

Who do I have to petition to get un-greyed on Jezebel? I’m a somewhat decent guy!

Question from a prosecutor in Canada... in those situations, do the police do anything to make sure the accused is separated from the accusers? Because where I come from, the last thing the police want is a homicide at a scene they just attended at and left.

He’s fucked. Dana doesn’t care if you get popped after the fight, but if you do it before, you’re fucking with his money. This is proven by history. He’s good enough that he’ll be allowed back but permanent White shit list.

“Good.”

This is why the Jays need to win the World Series. Because all the other coverage Toronto gets on Gawker Media makes us look like a bunch of fucking idiots. How are we Canadians, and specifically Ontarians, to continue feeling morally superior to our American brethren if this shit continues?

And that's why the prosecution should be allowed to appeal.

LOL he had to shut down his email account. He replied to my first one, now getting error message that there is no such account.

PS re your memory - not sure if you listen to This American Life, but there was recently an episode with a segment about people who remember literally every detail of every day of their lives. I can’t remember if they were described as having eidetic memories or in some way. But if you haven’t heard it, might be worth…

Thanks for the thoughtful response. After reading what you wrote, I think I have to agree that Hoyo is almost certainly not Tomato Face. We're gonna have to disagree, however, on whether or not he's a troll. In his response to you in this very thread, he had that line about white people being God's least favourite…

Oh, you’re definitely a troll. Comments like the one above about white people being God’s least favourite creatures are ample evidence of that. It’s just a question of whether you’re Tomato Face or not. Either way, anyone who posts a thousand times a day like you do can’t be leading the most fulfilling life, so I…

Can you explain why you believe the “Hoyo is Tomato Face” theorists are wrong? I'm getting increasingly confused by this roiling controversy.

Even though it was the correct call, it was still sad, asshole.

Um, power and being able to take a punch are both still extremely important in MMA.

The best foul ball catch in SkyDome history occurred when someone scorched a liner into the shallow RF stands and a dude held up a Pizza Pizza box. The ball lodged in the pizza box. I wish I knew that guy, as he is a genius.

Idris Elba and Channing Tatum both higher on my “if you had to bang a man” list.