Hey, imbecile. Please point out to me where I said the case should go forward. If you ever decide to try to become a real lawyer rather than just a guy who says he's a lawyer, please be advised that reading comprehension is a big part of the LSAT.

Ah, gotcha. In Canada, we have a broader disclosure obligation - all evidence that is “not clearly irrelevant”.

I'm Canadian and sadly do not know what Brady evidence is.

Hi, idiot. Prosecutor here. Something for you to chew on. There is a huge difference between 1) what can be proven, and 2) what actually happened. If the prosecution isn’t going forward, it’s because they think they can’t prove a rape. Not necessarily because they think it didn't happen.

PS he was calling pitches from the mound in Toronto. May be relevant. You could look it up.

He just made back many millions he looked like he was gonna lose.

This is one of the first Gawker posts I have loved so much in a while. I also think you'd have a great chance against Joshua and Kim, even if you don't believe in yourself. Just remember- in a real fight, anything goes.

Jay wrote Bleek’s verse on that track.

Everyone loves you.

The pizza throw is one of the few things that makes me think someone up there coordinates everything.

Ya maybe the Twins will drill him in 2016 when the teams next meet.

You have some serious soul searching to do. Good luck.

IJ is my favourite book ever, easily, but arguable that DFW was a lovely person. Threw a woman out of a moving car and all that.

The fact that we still drink means it's obviously an adaptive trait.

The fact that we still drink means it's obviously an adaptive trait.

Congrats on the Beasties thing. It may be the worst opinion in pop culture history.

Just wanted to throw out Randall Cunningham (identified only by number) in the first Madden that came out for the Genesis as also awe-inspiring. Running in that version was virtually impossible because the ball-carrier would be tackled virtually every time a defender even brushed up against him - except for…

It's actually Chrissy Seaver from Growing Pains.

SAME. I would leave early but I have a commitment to go for drinks after work. So it shall be a drunken, late-night maiden voyage with this one for me. My wife will be thrilled.

You're thinking of Mark McGwire.