@trunicated: Zooming in on the ass and crotch makes it arguably illegal.

@Hamilton Nolan: Could be child pornography if it was in Canada... would be a tough sell, but a clever prosecutor could make the case.

That's how I got mine too.

@i'm a bottle: I see. In Ontario, you're AUTOMATICALLY common law if you live with a significant other for more than two years.

@i'm a bottle: For realsies? Are those the only two states?

@gloeden31: I don't know how things work in the U.S., but in Canada (or at least Ontario), I believe there can be division of property as well as support orders based on common law marriages. I could be wrong about that, though. Family Law class was a long time ago.

@gloeden31: Common law.

@DaSmith: They might have thought it was misinformation. YOU fail.

@YOXIM: We have bags, cartons AND jugs, sir/madam.

@britishcoder: Dude, she's got ass and she's not emaciated. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

@Pope John Peeps II: She clearly likes Guzel Pinar more, though.

I would like to spy on the U.S. on behalf of Canada. Who do I talk to about that?