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HELLO FELLOW BLUE COLLAR HUMANS, I, HILLARY CLINTON, RELATE TO YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE, BY THIS GIANT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT

I’m thinking more like Wizard Sleeve.

“CC, now tell us what you really meant when you said that. Because there is a whole lot of misinformation out there.

Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills

Essentially the Cal Ripken, Jr. of quarterbacks.

The NLRB got this this all wrong. Employees or not, there’s no way any Northwestern student could ever also be classified as an “athlete.”

Considering the PC police will turn dumb ass, snarky, etc comments into national outrage, it kinda makes sense.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

It’ll be like how the Netflix Daredevil show wiped away any memory of the Daredevil movie.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Eva Braun’s Nazi Panties? Their first album sucked but their second LP, Krusty Knickers, was quite good.

Attorney here. This gets a little technical so bear with me. The EEOC filed suit on behalf of Ms. Elauf in the federal district court for Oklahoma. Both sides filed for summary judgment. Summary judgment is a legal way of “cutting to the chase” when the parties agree on the facts and all that’s at issue is how the law…