PHRASING!

Did you know that Geno’s jaw burns hot enough to melt steel when punched? OR DOES IT?

There is some solid gold Kinja in this thread. Way to bring your A game, guys and girls.

I sort of get where you’re coming from but you do understand that a local news affiliate with a license from 20th Century Fox doesn’t really have anything to do with FoxNews aside from access to their content, right? In other words, disliking a local anchor on a Fox affiliate because of Fox News is sort of like…

Oh God. I forgot about the Whizzinator. Man.

I’m...sorry? I’m not endorsing a lot of the dumb shit Trump says. I’m more endorsing the idea of a “Trump-like” outside figure coming out of left field as a third party option to the same-old, same-old. Someone like Perot in ‘92, in other words, who bucks the mainstream party establishment.

I’m somewhat of a lurker around here, but I’ve got to admit that that pretty sums up my thinking. I think of myself as an independent (I voted Gore Bush Obama Romney in the last four elections) but there’s something about just burning it down with something completely off the wall to see what happens. Particularly…

Dude, when the top rated comment on this thread is basically making fun of the author’s NAME, it should be fairly apparent that you’re barking up the wrong tree trying to have a rational and intelligent discussion about the article. Just let it go. That’s not what these folks come here for.

I have never heard of a rolling stop referred to as a “California Roll.” Is this what the kids are calling it these days?

Yeah, but there’s more to it than just “fucking losing and being on the wrong side of history.” Because as Americans we’re OK with people we’ve conquered or assimilated maintaining their cultural uniqueness in most cases. Native Americans are the most obvious example. Puerto Ricans a slightly less obvious one. It’s…

Ok. I’m back in. And I’m trying to find the erotic novels on Amazon.

I’m sorry, but I decided to give my money to the Old Maid Kickstarter.

One of the reasons you HAVE a CBA in the first place is to avoid litigation and provide an alternative to it (for both sides). If everyone unhappy with an arbitrated decision could just go to federal court and get it overturned, it would defeat the purpose of the CBA. As a result, it’s a pretty heavy burden for Brady…

I’m still not sold. What do your stretch goals like like?

Holy shit, that’s Darrell Hammond?!?! I can’t decide if these commercials got ten times worse or ten times better.

“Wireless chicken bucket camera” sounds like one of those gag gift boxes you’d order from The Onion, like the “e-toaster.” It would also be a good name for a band, but I’m struggling with right genre.

I spent way more time than I probably should have thinking about this.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

The destruction of the phone the morning investigators were supposed to meet with him is the most damning thing. I mean there’s just no way to spin out of that, and any fact finder is absolutely entitled to draw inferences from that.