I get so confused about things like mandatory minimums. Like if you sell weed you go to jail for life especially if you're black but if you rape somebody you get to go to college. I'm generalizing here but I feel like that generalization is more accurate than hyperbolic, which is 28482% fucked.

I understand what you are saying but I believe that she was living in America so she clearly has access to other walks of life and has chosen this one.

I feel so old and simple....but was there a link I could click to see my new favorite clothes that look like my old favorite? I had a tommy zip up tube top WITH BONING and you couldn't tell me nothing about nothing.

My husband turned to me last week and said “you should post a Facebook status about Brock Turner, people have already forgotten"

I do think the youth of America are the pussy generation but for none of the reasons mentioned by this aging foreskin.

I CRACKED THAT CASE LAST YEAR. and bellowed into the kitchen so that Mr. Crowhood could hear all of my theories.

I feel the same sad way.

Purple Christ, Georgia! Get it together! I listen to the Undisclosed and Breakdown podcasts and they are both focusing on cases in Georgia. It seems ridiculous down there and this is coming from a person that lives in a “she was asking for it look at her skirt” county in upstate New York.

I hated Jimmy Fallon In most things until he was the celebrity on an episode of top chef. Tom and Padma can make anybody likable, even the world’s oldest frat bro.

I am beyond excited. I hope the second issue is full of tips like “how to manage fitted pastels in the Texas heat without pit stains”, “having perfect hair and effortless boho style”, “charming everybody into making custom tables and wall art” etc. Mr. Crowhood is often heard muttering “remember when you didn’t know…

You sound like a good time....

DONNA!!

Same. American Idol was the absolute worst thing ever for this.

I also love John Oliver and was feeling over Mr. Colbert and then I happened upon a video of him discussing how he met his wife. And it was beautiful and sweet. And my husband would have to say “we were mental health professionals that stalked a client so we could see his mannequin wife” which is not quite the same.

I’m obsessed with your name, it will now be hubbys new name.

Honk for Toby Zeigler!

Yes. She’s a beautiful girl and has a great body and is talented even if that music isn't your taste, or like if you have taste at all. But she seems like she's a lights off no oral once a month and birthday type.

And the worst part was he used to be my scandalous nighttime visitor in my dreams

I genuinely appreciate her commitment to her anger. I bet he took the good crispy side cheese bite, unforgivable.

Yes! And maybe I missed the reasoning behind it but she is in every tweet beat!