That is actually incorrect. For starters, it is a restaurant. It doesn’t become a banquet hall because somebody rented it. As a follow up, as somebody who has worked in the service industry for years in New York, I have never heard of anybody making 10-15$ an hour as waitstaff. MAYBE Caterers for weddings, but you…

What even is your point?

Fake news tho, amirite?!

I liked that so much.

Beautiful babies at Mar a Lago. Only the best babies.

I would love to not work but I am the boss and my next three in command are women. We would lose our contract if at least one of us didn’t show up. That being said, proud that the problem is too many women bosses. I will be wearing red, I won’t be spending money and I will be only working the 8 hours my salary pays me…

The Best Wing. That was excellent.

That is not a weird thing about you. Because if that’s weird than the fact that my husband sometimes yells “YOU DONT ACTUALL KNOW TOBY” is really problematic.

I am aghast anew every day when I realize that people still find him to be an acceptable person to be in charge of anything, let alone the free world....and if the worst things imaginable happen it won’t sway them, it will confirm their belief in him.

I love these open posts because the comments show just how smart, witty, crafty, self sufficient and awesome Jezebel readers are. The past year has been rough and the comment section can become a place where everybody yells to be heard but on these it’s just self care and support ❤

To me, this lawsuit should be the one that shuts everybody up. There were so many Kesha naysayers and now it was basically settled and the incredibly rich guy sues for 1.3 million dollars. Even the worst “you just don’t get business” bros have to find that disturbing, right? Please? Somebody somewhere apply compassion…

Tom Baby*

What genuine display of his person, you very rarely see somebody you don’t know at all in that way.

I just think it’s really unfair to perpetuate any rumors about Barron Trump. He’s a child and he didn’t ask for any of this.

Are you kidding me?! She’s practically engorged by babies.

That’s perfect Trump speak. The awful thing is that everybody knows it.

That has been my exact comment. I never thought I would root for Pence but I think we may be less likely to explode under his dictatorship than one at the baby hands of our Presidenf Elect.

Trump is secretly Lord Scumm and he is changing the whole whitehouse into an army of mini vermin.

I will say a very Trump statement: Tomi Lahren wouldn’t have her job if she wasn’t attractive.

This gives me hope! I am also in the process of selling my soul for a paycheck so maybe I can escape someday, too!