All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

I’ve carried a Leatherman Micra in my pocket for probably 20 years, and it’s more massively useful than a towel. I use this thing multiple times every single day. I don’t know what I did back before I carried it. It’s, like, my fourth one, though. I’ve lost at least one each to security at airports and Six Flags when…

If you think that’s bad, the real dating sites will cost you WAY more.

I came here to say that. I would have paid extra to delete the large screen and get physical HVAC controls. Which the base model has!

Were I in the market, this is absolutely the version I’d be interested in.

I just made a fire pit about a month ago. Picked up pavers, gravel, lava rocks from Lowe’s for right around $120. I went three bricks/pavers high and may go another layer. Didn’t use the metal ring though.

I love the way speedrunners find ways to exploit a game’s mechanics to work in ways they were never intended.

Absolutely do not compost dog poop. This is terrible advice that no one recommends for a reason.

This is of questionable value. Prime is more money; but you left out the free music streaming service, the free video streaming service, the free books, and a lot of other things I never touch - but I bet other readers here do. Like parents of kids in diapers may be using that diaper program.

Speaking as someone who plays and teaches drums for a living, I can attest to the awesomeness of this fill. Phil Collins has always been severely underrated as a drummer, because he’s such a poster child for sucky grampa rock, but dude could serve up a serious groove, and had chops to spare. 

Fuck this shit.

You are correct in this observation. For many years I was a pass rider on a couple of different airlines because of family connections. That meant I could jump onto standby lists and get open seats on flights for basically nothing. When I started pass riding, it was relatively easy to plan your trips as long as you…

your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

We use Taste of the Wild.

I get a “refund” on my membership, which is about $120, a year. I get about $75 back each year. What are other people doing that they have to pay the whole cost of the membership?

Or, you could just, you know, get a membership.

Not trying to be a dick, but who still rents DVDs from Netflix? Also, these dates are for movies/shows that will be streaming.

I am NOT a truck person, but damn, there are some sweet-ass versions of the Ranger in this article I would HAPPILY drive the shit out of.

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

Half decent?
John Milius, whatever liberties he took with the source material, did way beyond a "half decent job".