You should wait for your wife. Nothing good will come from not. Nothing.

The music that must accompany this:

Well, you’re clearly in love with your sense of superiority.

you have what is known as backwardsitis. it’s when you like bad things, but dislike good things.

jk, everyone has different tastes. i thought age o ultron was “alright”, lots of great action and fun but the plot was meh. Antman was great, just not as epic and i’m okay with that.

“...and sand. I don’t like sand.”

That’s what it really comes down to. They’re both great, but just offer different comedic styles for the audience.

“Let this be a warning to anyone attempting to get a job with the Sheriff’s Office: You will be screened thoroughly and completely in the interest of public safety — for our personnel and the citizens who interact with our jails,” Napoleon said

Mary Jo really grew on me over time as the main mad, but yeah, I think I do prefer Trace over her by a bit. Don’t forget, Mike wrote most of the songs for the show too, which were always a big high point for me.

I’m excited for this and am backing generously (and I would encourage anybody else who loved MST3K in any of its incarnations to do the same), but the voice actor for Tom Servo in the video they put up yesterday sounds so different from his previous incarnations that I actually would like a new puppet altogether even…

Pretty sure its true every time.

I like how the current digital artists tribute the matte painting artists from early ILM in this image.

You want to stare at that thing all day?

That is some weird fanart. It’s a good thing that isn’t a real movie or something, it looks like it has Shia LaBeouf. What would he do in a Indiana Jones film?

A character that has a history and a potential, kind of a rollicking good movie ride for the audience, Steven Spielberg as a director — what’s not to like?

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.

Fucking midichlorians.

Please do yourself a favor and at least watch Empire Strikes Back. It is excellently dark and full of bad things happening to good guys. Best music, too.

I think we ALL know where this would have ended up.