Agreed. I am all for goats being the new cats but this guy made me want to talk to his people. Also, I kept hearing "what?" Rather than a song. I wanted goat serenade.

I have been a convention/meeting/trade show manager for 15 years and every once in a while someone asks me if I'd like to get into wedding planning.

Same at Cisco. I worked there for seven years and even customer facing, I was allowed to show my tattoos, no problem. The former CMO even called my hot pink hair out at a quarterly meeting to tell me she loved it. Every other company, tho, I have to cover them up. They are all tasteful and I've planned my bodily real…

Nobody replaces Statham. But I'll co-sign the rest.

Most days, lately, my two new kittens like to race climb up my pant leg when I'm getting ready for work. Yesterday, they started the game before I put pants on. Yowza. Totally off topic, but pants—>cats—>selfish story time.

Thoroughly enjoying "kitty kitty".

Ohmygod, my MOM used to say that. How old AM I????

I was in the blacks before all of the changes! Now I'm no longer followed by Jez, like I was, and I'm back in the greys. I'm just going to have to stop working during the day anymore and up my starred commenting so I can get back in the good graces and feel like a productive member of this society :-).

You're good. I usually go with "don't be a bigoted asshole" and that tends to put a damper on the family events.

I am pleaesd with the first .gif I've seen on Jez in however long it's been. You represented well.

Indeed it is. My friend was on it and I was so disappoint at the realities. I knew it was produced and rigged but I didn't KNOW until he was on it. You know?

My last new job they said "hey, transfer your phone bill to us, we'll pay it directly" and ATT was all "if you do that, you lose your unlimited data". I said no, gracias. I'll keep my unlimited and pay for it my damn self. I was not about to lose that grandfather clause!

Hooray! I'm so glad! You hate to tell someone to run out and spend $60 on an undergarment immediately and then have them hate it. I did my first half in three years on Saturday, and my first with that bra, and I never thought of the girls once. That's pretty good for 13 miles. I'm glad you came back to tell me it…

I LOVE Drumline. I'm a non-musical old white lady from the burbs and I watch this every time I think of it. I approve of a sequel. Will watch.

I wholly approve of a puppy dance. I had the same job in my early 20's and we did a Rott c-section on my birthday. I BROUGHT A PUPPY TO LIFE ON MY BIRTHDAY!! The whole nine. Cleaned him off, shook the goop out of his lungs, everything. It was glorious.

Not gonna lie, by the third Dog the Bounty Hunter reference I was cackling.

I was adopted. When I was young and active LDS, it concerned me greatly that I wasn't sealed to my family. I was terribly worried that when I reached my eternal reward, I'd be with a stranger's family or all alone. It was awful and, yes, terribly manipulative! I'm almost 30 years away from my questioning. I got out in…

And they aren't truly pro-life. They have zero interest in the baby's life, feeding, care, education, etc. I would also be interested in the stat of the anti-choicers that are pro-death penalty. "Life" is not their motive, imho.

This and the Sure Shot comment have absolutely made my day. Why I only have one "like" in my FB share of this article means I have to seriously reconsider my friends list.

I love mangoes but I may love your description of mangoes even more. Mango Madness smoothie at Jamba Juice 4evah!