Best thing to ever happen to me, EVER, (and I've had a pretty sweet life) was to have been adopted out of Foster care when I was 15 months old. Please do that when you are ready and able!

While it's never much of a surprise when someone so close to 90 shuffles off this mortal coil, she is one of those few people that I just kind of sub-consciously expected would live forever. Sad news, indeed.

Even knowing how it ended, I was still on the edge of my seat, stressed out and cheering.

When I was in high school we chiseled on stone tablets and, even more archaic, we had to WAIT to see what our photos were after the DEVELOPED. Thanks be to the Gods I escaped all this shit.

Oh! I had forgotten about this until I got to the story by the funeral director gal. It's short, and not the best, but I have to mention it. My mom died when I was 19 and the reception at my dad's house was pretty big so he'd hired valet parkers to deal with the traffic. There was zero question who I was when a cute…

I haven't scrolled so forgive me if this is redundant, but if they HAVE to give treats, and let's be honest, it's a fun way for people to bond with dogs that aren't theirs, maybe have carrot and other veggie bits at the ready rather than milk bones and beggin' strips.

My brother responded to my RBG Facebook post with "thank god she was in the minority". I refuse to engage, he's 50 and settled we'll never change each others minds, but honestly and seriously what the ever loving FUCK. How can anyone, even a middle aged christian male, support this decision? Oh, right, he has sons so…

Not to mention there are several written by men about women that have up votes!

I echo the many, many congrats. Definitely one of my favorite readables on the interwebs, even when we disagree about what foods to love and hate. (we ALWAYS agree on which customers are The Worst).

Random fact, I accidentally partied with Smash Mouth and they were a lot of fun. I still agree with you, completely, tho.

I have a gazillion frequent flier miles so I've upgraded many times and paid for it zero times. I'm here to tell ya, it IS way better up there. Depending on the length of the flight, that was a big sacrifice and I love that she did it. Not to mention, how excited I'd be if Amy Adams sat next to me in the cattle car…

I LOVE the restaurants and cities profiled on DDD. I HATE him with the white hot power of a thousand suns. It really is too bad he'll never not do that show.

I want to know how "How are you doing?" is said accusingly. Do you look at them sideways and squinty with a frown. Like Elliott Stabler?

And honestly, if one customer complains and says "I'll never come back to Walmart again!" the spot-on, if inappropriate, response would be "yeah, you will". No one is going to Walmart for their top-notch customer service.

If I saw an "assembly required" sticker on my chicken parts, I'd go back to that store every damn time I needed chicken. They would have earned my business. That said, I have to assume that if Shane does work at Walmart, he's writing on the whiteboards himself, much to the hilarity of his co-workers.

I was 23 and living in Tokyo when this came out and it was totally my jam (seriously, I craved USA movies and television like a fucking heroin addict). This article ruined nothing and I cracked up like a hyena (see what I did there?) the whole way through.

Thank you so much for this detail. I would know more or less what I want to say but I would be completely unable to share the words outside of my head. Sounds like maybe "medium" level and therefore a true migraine symptom. I'll ask the next time I'm at my new doc but you've helped me understand better.

So, my migraines always started with tingling, numbness, blurred/tunnel vision, and ended with episodic aphasia. The first time I was driving and it scared the shit out of me. I thought for sure I was having a stroke. Several docs have said ,"meh, typical migraine symptom". Now I wonder!!?? It's been years since a…

One of my forever besties takes all of her relationship advice from him and refers to him as Uncle Steve. "Uncle Steve said I should...".

A lot of folks here have mentioned the Fiona. I'll have to check it out.