Florida Man is the gift that keeps on giving.

This, but the opposite

Cloud Saves and basically all of the NES games I’d want to play. That’s basically all I want from a cheap online subscription personally.

Shumann will be fine, he already has a job lined up covering Vytautas Prienai-Birstonas of the Lithuanian Basketball League.

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

Never even realized that TB is my age. Fuck...

It’s his yard. His castle. If it had been a gun this is exactly the sort of self-defense situation that gun ownership is supposed to provide. The duplicity on the part of white gun owners in disallowing self defense for a black gun owner is astounding.

Is it weird that I kinda like that all black one (Latvia) the best? Yeah, that’s weird. And Elisabeth Vathje’s helmet?...

Impressive. How’d they get NBA refs for a high school game?

It’s not intentional. Basically the brain gets so overwhelmed with emotions she burst out laughing. Sometimes people react to death the same way.

As a person who laughs inappropriately at sad and/or horrifying things and is completely mortified by it (it must be some kind of misconnection in my head - I am not laughing inside) - I will give her the benefit of the doubt.

Only if you’re holding/looking at the phone. I leave mine on, and way out of site where I can’t see or touch it, in slow traffic to hatch eggs. I can even use voice commands to open and close the app.

You know how this ends right

Just want to point out, again, that the NCAA rendered its decision on Beverly on the same day it simpered to North Carolina’s horseshit reversal, and threats to sue, over the legitimacy of the no-show classes propping up the eligibility of its revenue-sport athletes.

A player ineligible because he went to class, and…

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

Pretty sure it was just a typo or an autocorrect error. I’m sure the author is aware of the difference.

Agreed. I also LOVE the fact that airplane mode doesn’t turn off either when you reactivate them after the first time. I’ve always hated having my BT headphones disconnect when I put the phone in airplane mode on a flight.

Idiotic article but there is no questioning that a 70th ranked player would usually not get this sort of coverage. What I would have really loved was if she was American. Then we could see if a 70th ranked pretty white face got covered more than the dominant Serena Williams.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.