Are you saying the pitch is a little Messi?

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Who in their right mind decided field hockey was a better sport than this?

It’s there...no replay...Check 1:25 of the video

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

This and an Oculus, I’m ready for the future.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

I just enjoy that he’s pretty much always smiling. Sports are fun, dammit.

My uncle owns his own game store and has been playing for 2 days now and told me the game is INSANELY small. He said it feels half the size of skyrim, albeit you say most of it is nothing but wasteland so maybe that's why. 10 minutes across the whole map is stupidly small...at least it sounds dumb. Walk 10 minutes and…

Did he smoke the competition?

The war on drugs. What a waste. Keep racing Randy, I’ll sure as hell burn one for you.

Wait a minute. I’ve heard of towns banning saggy pants, but where has anyone actually banned a white T-Shirt?

Thanks for the tips.

If people want to call it a sport, that can’t be upset when it is reported in as a sport. That means recaps that include the outcome.

Ever been to a sports website? They’ve got the scores from every game played.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

So the cops are supposed to arrest anyone that can cause you boo boo’s and scraped knees now?

That’s basically saying, “Since you can’t walk, you have lost the privilege to socialize as well.”