Wait a minute. I’ve heard of towns banning saggy pants, but where has anyone actually banned a white T-Shirt?

Thanks for the tips.

If people want to call it a sport, that can’t be upset when it is reported in as a sport. That means recaps that include the outcome.

Ever been to a sports website? They’ve got the scores from every game played.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

So the cops are supposed to arrest anyone that can cause you boo boo’s and scraped knees now?

That’s basically saying, “Since you can’t walk, you have lost the privilege to socialize as well.”

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

First of all, it’s not a spoiler. It’s an easter egg (that was also in Ground Zeroes). Second of all...

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

The way the surrounding motorists all bail in under 7 seconds is worthy of mention.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID THERE ARE BABY BEARS PLAYING IN YOUR POOL HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

...As a show of support, Zamalek, the club Ndey’s AC Leopards were facing, have volunteered to pay all of the player’s medical expenses.”

Vote: Nest Thermostat

Goddamnit I can never watch these at work because I always bust out in laughter.

Gamestop pre-order canceled with a vengeance.

Gamestop pre-order canceled with a vengeance.

That’s because it was terminal understeer.

It gave him a heart attack.

How about a truck jumping an F1 car

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Suarez is having the best day ever!