He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

So the cops are supposed to arrest anyone that can cause you boo boo’s and scraped knees now?

That’s basically saying, “Since you can’t walk, you have lost the privilege to socialize as well.”

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

There are only two robotic solutions to overpopulation: killer robots or sex robots. I say we go with the sex robots.

There is nothing wrong with being Robo-sexual.....

Futurama was way ahead of these jokers:

Honestly I want a lightweight tablet with a screen that’s 8 1/2 x 11, or close to it. So yeah I can deal with a big Ipad. Especially if it’s got a good stylus/pen.
At 800+ bucks and 1.5lbs... no thanks though.

First of all, it’s not a spoiler. It’s an easter egg (that was also in Ground Zeroes). Second of all...

To be honest, I sincerely do not see the caveats of knowing our interests and likes. It’s not as if there is an actual person pearing into our everyday life. It’s all automated advertising and the like which tailor to us.

Shots at RFK usually don't miss

This needs to stop. Basically every person who read this post assumed it was talking about a small quad-copter, or some variation thereof. Y’all remind me of the “it’s not a clip, but a magazine” people. Popular usage—aka the living and evolving english language—defines what something is called, like it or not. For…

No, thats a wind turbine silly.

Not just doctors. Being nice to people helps in every situation!

The way the surrounding motorists all bail in under 7 seconds is worthy of mention.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID THERE ARE BABY BEARS PLAYING IN YOUR POOL HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

Looks like a giraffe to me.

Btw, I’m part of the product dev team that made this and we would love to sell it for a lot less, but two things are really driving up our cost (and consequently the price):

The only drastic emissions reduction plan that has ever actually worked:

Build Nuclear Reactors.