Why is it okay for your hobby to deposit lead all over my house, yard, garden, and orchard?

Impressive humblebrag!

Have you ever seen a rattlesnake egg?

Better yet, the law has a provision that you can sue in any Texas county. Pick the one farthest from their home, or multiple suits at once spread across the vast state.

She’s probably only 45. Alabama has some rough looking white people.

Bye bye Melania, you visa fraudster in a loveless transactional marriage

Most wasps regulate pests. 

In all seriousness, I saw a letter to the editor a few years ago in Tucson that was whining about the "troops" having to see Arabic words like haboob in the newspaper.

https://youtu.be/2OciCzKgGY0

Chromosomes only tell part of the story. Because female/male doesn’t even attempt to identify chromosomes, as the experience of a number of Olympic runners have demonstrated recently.

I see where he inherited his dialogue from.

Bogs were also unsettled, in-between places full of outlaws and people who didn’t “belong” in more settled places.

Exactly. Hit and Run is a crime, not an "accident."

You should read up on this area. It's arguably the greatest environmental disaster in the US.

Even moreso, there’s a native Reservation below the Salton Sea that perversely was created after the basin filled.

I assigned that in a class a few years ago

Bull sharks also routinely swim into Lake Nicaragua, navigating rapids. They spend a lot of time there but can't breed in freshwater, obviously.

That's a stupid route. Newfoundland would be a much shorter swim.

There's a local road that in the wintertime is unplowed and is a snowmobile path. Google maps loves to route people onto it.

We have a 6 speed manual diesel Golf Sportwagen. It pulls like crazy and gets 45 mpg in the winter on snow tires or loaded with bikes and car topper. Summer and bare roof, 50-55 mpg.