She was probably commiting crimes with her phone. Otherwise, why be so worried?

Lol, and with recognition that this is the absolute height of privilege: we bought the lot next to our house, and will put something on it for in-laws if they need to move in with us

Fava beans WITH THE JACKETS? One hopes so...

Omg!

As you know, there is no silver bullet. 

As a phenomenon, Bigfoot is worth studying. I have a paper on it...

And in my experience, considerable hazing followed by pious bullshit posturing. I left the South at 18 and haven't been back but for visiting family.

It's the original social network!

I’ll add to say: the recipients probably think of the gift giver all the time bc they see the trash can they were given.

The states that took this seriously and held infection rates and deaths down should be rewarded. The fucking Dakotas can go last, after vulnerable people there are vaccinated.

She looks and sounds exactly like I expected her to

Same. My wife and I didn’t lose our jobs. Sure, it was hard, working from home with young kids demanding our attention. We (barely) made it work. We’re the lucky ones.

This would make a great plow vehicle for my driveway! Maybe mount on a snow thrower also...

Could the bus charge in the middle of the day? Problem solved.

It sounds like something from Peter Pan, and they're just as racist as something from Peter Pan.

They are anti-masturbation activists. And not really men, in the sense of being secure in their masculinity.

Same. I'm from Maine, and hands down that was the worst driving I've ever done. We had to be clever to get out of Tuscaloosa bc all the bridges were closed. Made it to Birmingham for a flight out. Canceled, so they said "you can catch the next leg in Atlanta." I didn't have to think too hard about how awful that drive…

Not speaking in defense of this turtleneck, but I used to fish commercially in Maine, and in fall and winter I'd wear shit like that, hoodies with the arms cut at the elbows so I could stay warm but have bare arms bc otherwise the clothes would get nasty with bait.

Lol last night my kindergartner wanted to run around the neighborhood after school, so I threw on Crocs, no socks, and my toes were freezing by the time we made it home.

A friend came home from Niger with a few short sleeves suits. They seem super practical for hot climates.