Lakewood News Network should really rethink whether this is an “accident,” or whether a morally neutral word like wreck or crash could be substituted.

Lol. I remember a band called the Jazz Mandolin Project...  You're onto something here.

I DD a TDI Sportwagen and would love this idea. 

NYC finance capital is a big reason why Birmingham water is as expensive as it is.

I'm surprised you didn't say "sorry, eh"

Lolol

That's a work of art.

Watching her peg James Bond will be a real treat.

Non-whites are taking all the roles! There was even a black Klansman!!1! White genocide! MAGA

I love these Fancy Kristen articles!

Yummy. Me gusta.

Golf carts are street legal (if registered) in Tucson. I assume it's a state law.

Gneiss work.

I assume this is all part of her performance art dissertation, and we’re being trolled? Because that somehow makes more sense than her narrative of aggrievement.

No, his dick looks like a piece of candy corn. 

A surprising number of German speaking Mennonites in Chihuahua were running weed and meth into the US.

Spamfelcher

I live in a rural enough part of Maine that I don’t even know where the closest Wendy’s is. At least am hour’s drive probably.

I just wanted to have analogy and buttplug juxtaposed in a comment.

Fucking autocorrect.