If it does, the wine is likely counterfeit. Moldova's entire economy is built on organized crime.

Edit: Kinja’d!

Country music is chock full of product placements.

This makes me realize that media accounts of mass shootings should always mention the brand that was used.

College should be free. We don't charge tuition for 12th grade, and so many jobs 'require' a college degree now that higher education should be free like secondary.

Oh, you think he partied with Bill Clinton, George Mitchell, and Donald Trump, among other US and foreign elites?

has he mentioned his violin skills yet?

Haha, I paraphrased that asshole on a reply to a different commenter.

It's confusing.

Former Maine governor Paul LeRage knew some people who knew Corn Pop. Let him introduce you to Shifty, Smoothy, and D Money. They sell drugs in Maine, and then impregnate a white girl.

There is no proof of that.

She's a beard. Moscow Mitch was court marshalled for sodomy.

Not many vegans in the NFL. More power to him?

I hope the courts throw out the bankruptcy filing. Bitch, you're still making billions of dollars. 

The campus cops are actual cops. They’re state police, technically. The UA police chief is unique among cops that I’ve ever met in that he has a Master’s degree in Education and is a really thoughtful person.

I don't know. Those two Chads look like Californians, and out of state tuition is pretty hard to forego...

Nailed it! 😛

The campaign schedule must be exhausting. I don’t see how people as old as a number of these candidates can keep this up for months on end.

The chip is purple.

I'm a proponent of this theory. Putin cuckolding Trump explains so much about his behavior.