I don't use the M word, myself

All I know is, there's no reason to ever leave northern New England.

Would you mind coming by to talk to my toddler? He's sure not listening to me about the nail biting.

GMG obviously doesn’t do much with IP tracking, but that would cut down on the sock puppet/clone account behavior.

Deadspin isn't going anywhere....

Honestly, this is a good idea, and I’ll probably actually read Splinter more frequently with an improved comment section.

Do the writers at GMG write their own headlines?

I live in Maine and WANT this to happen.

I’m a college professor in Maine, and to be frank the only chance we have to keep the lights on in this fucking place is to settle refugees here.

I got a mailer for county treasurer, and no joke the guy's top credential was "grew up in T3 R11."

They discovered white supremacy like Columbus discovered America.

NeoConfederates simply LOVE it.

Twitter blocking some white folks doesn’t make this situation not racist. As someone who sees things in only black and white, I’d think you could understand that.

Like the Duck Dynasty mullahs.

Tomato-based sarcasm.

Michael, a question. Why did you use “Democrat” instead of “Democratic?" It echoes Rush, Rove, and other Republicans who refuse to use the name of the party.

I've seen pumpkin spice pizza on a sign here in Maine. Not sure if it's a joke, but I'm for sure not trying it. Besides, there's definitely no good pizza between Fairfield and Bangor.

You should read the First Amendment to the US Constitution.

The US has no official language.

How about the Catholic Church? Same institution that committed centuries of wrongs, after all.