That gun charge certainly sounds like a restriction of a Constitutional right. Wonder why that's acceptable to Republicans and the NRA.

Ignore that chump. You know you're right. 

I like cycling, but don’t really follow it. I’d totally forgotten there’s a women’s Tour, to the point where I was briefly uncertain if I’d ever known about it.

How about 500 Days of Tom Brady?

I guess Reagan was an amazing method actor. Remembered going off to war, all that stuff.

A contrarian!

She looks like a potential Melania body double. A growth industry, I'm told.

Mosquitoes aren't reptiles, silly!

Should have called the cops on the guy. Verbal assault and an unleashed dog?

If you’re actually her lawyer (as opposed to an imposter with too much free time), best of luck to you and your client. I hope she’s made whole again.

I bet it looks like Cadbury egg yolk.

Folks, I hate to say it, but the best evidence that TrumPutin doesn't actually have syphilitic dementia is the fact that none of the dozens of women with whom 45* cheated on his wives have come forward to allege that he gave them syphilis. Which, by all other available evidence, he probably has.

They should sue him for libel.

No, that's what this asshole is saying. I'll paraphrase: "Even though they have been exonerated of this SPECIFIC crime, they are definitely guilty of SOMETHING."

Those are the rules, though.

I find the formulation of “his intelligence agencies” to be really grating. Don’t read this as a criticism of you in particular; I hear journalists across several different outlets using that same phrase.

Oh god, keep these comments coming.

I wouldn’t blink at the 4.0 GPA. Everyone in my program had straight As. In my experience, the grading was nothing like in undergrad.

Feckless?

Mmmm, Arizona plates. I’m tumescent.