Thank you for being willing to consider a shift in language use.

Shared from the Onion? No? Damn.

A better move would have been for Putin to point out all of the assassinations carried out by the US government over the past few decades.

According to Click on Detroit, the accident occurred at around 3 a.m

I also hope that he’s setting himself and his family up for long-term financial stability.

I think he might have been edging towards confessing to participating in a few lynchings in his younger days.

I think he might have been edging towards confessing to participating in a few lynchings in his younger days.

Be fair. Candy corn is hardly microscopic.

Same goes for Cillizza.

I think it’s from doors closing to opening again, which still leaves a bunch of time that they’re expected to be working. Or, in this case, needlessly harassing passengers.

I’m thinking he had Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on his mind, but didn’t know the tonnage in that song either.

More than that, he’s claiming that his parents’ democratic participation is “intolerant.” It makes no sense at all.

That’s quite a bit of economic anxiety.

I thought Mark Wahlberg was the only one beating up Vietnamese men. Was I wrong?

Those missionaries have the characteristics of an armed person, in my experience.

What’s really crazy about flight attendants is that they have all this power, but they aren’t even paid for the time they work.

It seems like a good use of settlement money, if the data can actually help keep the cops on track.

White ISIS

Cotton and wool are not acceptable swimwear? Tell it to these flappers.

So they tossed the house and confiscated all the cash, guns, prescriptions written out to family members, and illegal drugs, right?