“fell asleep”

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

hide and seek is a game.

Three axles? That’s some good potion. Three wheels, fool. It’s a six-fo, not a Peterbilt.

“Scared for our jobs” was the constant, ubiquitous norm at GameStop. I will not only vouch for it, but will go so far as to say most of these apologists are either company plants or young employees who don’t get around much. Kids in high school or college students looking for extra spending money don’t feel the same…

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Parkplatzhundkocher.

I’ll just say what everyone is thinking: How dare I be provided with free content, sub-optimally oriented! I hope his kids get cancer.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

Rare Koenigsegg CCX for sale. Rebuilt title. No low ballers, I know what I have.