crotchetycurmudgeon
Crotchety Curmudgeon
crotchetycurmudgeon

I’m with Ballaban on this one. If you start eating in my car, pull up your Uber app, cause you’re going to need it.

This sounds like something Virginia would do.

I don’t want it, but for the maybe 3 people in the US that might want it, it’s a NP.

A star for the kitties.

Gaaaaaaaaaah that color!!! And then gold badging. It’s rare that color alone knocks a car into CP territory for me, but this is one of those times. And nothing says “old dude” like a cassette player in a post-2000 car.

My reactions on reading this headline...

You want an early 00s Toyota convertible sportscar with a tape deck. Get a MR2 Spyder. You want a 00s Toyota convertible cruiser with a back seat. Get a Solara. Both will be cheaper and the MR2 will have a lot less miles. If you must get a Lexus badge or SC? Get the SC300.

Can we establish a rule that every SC430 is CP no matter what?

If anything it looks like the impact closed up some of the Tesla’s panel gaps.

i can see they pulled the wheel well trim off the car, but i would expect more damage visible the body gaps.... oh yeah, it’s a tesla

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

This is the most first world problem I have seen in AT LEAST an hour.

My 14 year old daughter LOVES Jeeps. I was totally proud of that fact until she pointed out WHICH Jeep. Yeah, the Liberty. “But I really like the Compass too!” she said.

Perhaps this service manager was comparing this head gasket issue to the WuTang Clan...because, they ain’t nothin’ to fuckwit.

Welcome to one of the stupidest problems of large-scale recalls. Dealers face a number of obstacles in fulfilling these recalls:

Oy cunt! Yah, yer th fockwit wit th Focus haydgaskit? Roit mate, we’d loik yer ta tyke th Foicbook post down, roit? Yah mate, it’s shit first of oll, and second Oy’ve ad a looksee it th rickads and not only did you nivvah av yer Focus suvvissed heah, you nivvah bot it heah neavah!

“brining the toll”

It’s a function of altitude and how much forward speed that the helicopter has when the engine dies. The helicopters over the Hudson and East river are flying between 500 and 1000 feet usually, they have almost nothing to work with in this situation. The general rule is when your engine dies look down between your

You should be right, but every 914 owner who at least washes their car once a month just decided to try to sell theirs for $20k more than they paid for it.

I suppose everything is worth what people are willing to pay for it, but there’s no way a 914 is worth that. At this point, this is purely paying for the badge. I think we can now assume that slapping a Porsche badge on a Lada would net at least $75,000.