Anyone who listens to music/talk when driving a vintage Ferrari deserves to be headbutted.

So it’s basically a Corvette!

As a chronically underfunded adjunct lecturer/occasional freelance writer with a depressing parking situation and intentions to start a family living in the land of the twenty-five-year rule, we could spend all day on this.

That $3k iPhone argument is baseless and tiresome. Apple builds the phone there because it’s cheap for them to do so. Apple charges $1k for a phone because people will pay it. No sound business has a set percentage of profit margin, then charges a final price based on such a formula.

Call me an asshole but people with 7 points probably shouldn’t be driving at all.

I think after the first exhaust ticket I’d put the stock one back on. I’m all for civil disobedience, but really? And the inspection thing is just pure laziness.

If you *have* a back yard, you have a loooonnng way to go to reach rock bottom, my man.

That neighbor is an idiot.

the long grass brings skunks into my yard—skunks that he can smell from his property

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

I’ll put it very simply, this is the kind of Mini I like.

As a brand? MINI is no good. calling your brand MINI is like naming your kid “Jeeves”; you kinda locked them into a future...a future they may not want. MINI is slave to memory of ONE model, viewed only with fond memories and rose colored nostalgia. Be your own man MINI, you can’t live up to that kind of legacy.

Or even better, the Top Gear one

Please letter be this!

Pontiac designers: Man, people are digging these concepts we’ve been making!

I feel the same way about the new Beetles that I do about Mini Coopers. Two old, cool cars that could have died peacefully, but instead got revived and hooked up to life support. Now they’re bloated and barely recognizable. The 911 still looks the same AND still looks good after all these years. Coopers and Beetles…

I prefer the Stinger myself. Open top, pop up headlamps, caters to my active lifestyle!

The best Pontiac concept is still the Sunfire Concept:

Look at this gorgeous stock car for 13.5k,

Great example of two maxims: