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@cellardoor: I wonder about that, too. Is it really the ring or is it her? If Brad had given it to Angelina what would people be saying?

@sarathelaundress: It's definitely not just girls but for some reason American culture only talks about the girls.

@killershrew: Can we please? Also, the currently fashionable, "cried like a little girl"?

@yeahisaidit: In 2000? I don't think the people had much voice in that at all.

@Flackette Knits A Lot: Give it a try once a decade or so. I always looked great with short hair when I was younger. So years later I thought it'd be nice to look great again and cut it short again and sadly, did not look great. Maybe it'll be the opposite for you!

Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends in real life, right? Is it possible they got together and decided that the best way to shock everyone was to not dress shockingly for an event?

@pintsizeddame: Yes. I would also like to see Jezebel join the fight to convince people that a woman's appearance is not the most important thing about her.

@amowls: I don't know how many years it's been, but do you ever go back and look at the pictures and realize that you weren't as ugly as you thought you were?

@tibs08: What if a driver who slammed into a pedestrian was crazy drunk? We'd still prosecute for drunk driving.

Never until this moment did I realize how many people simply do not understand Gawker.

@SelMonella: Oh, sorry, I didn't express myself very well. I didn't mean to leave the impression that I think "this is actually a guy". You'd asked why her transgenderedness was mentioned in the article and I was suggesting a biased and uninformed reason for its inclusion. Biased and uninformed on both the part of the

@SelMonella: I agree that her transness is not germane to the story. My suspicion is that since the story is about boob groping the writer of the original story wants to stress that this is actually a guy.

@mrs.falbo: I love heavy black tights, I'm wearing a pair right now. But I agree with you, they are a daytime item.

@Ima B. Me: She looks so much taller than my notion of Pink.

Couldn't bring yourself to mention the customers that lick their fingers right in front of you in order to get the too-tight ring off and then hand it to you?