@erineloise: Why would a child on the ground be more important than one in the air?

@mmmpie: Maybe in down deep inside he misses the pampering. Real presidential material would have answered the question more artfully however. How about, "I miss all the opportunities. I got to meet so many wonderful people, Americans serving in the military, world leaders, and Hollywood stars and more, to name a few.…

@Chris Braak: So, so hearted.

@Gnatalby: I would be able to answer that question for the US, and I do think that would be an unreasonable level of effort for the gains in this country. But I don't know enough about the situation in Equatorial Guinea to answer about that country. Can you fill us in?

@lostarchitect: But they would never do that with a human face or body, would they?

@netfe: I think this X is too fucking big for a woman's foot to cover. Not that anyone's trying here.

@PaintedTrollop: I agree. I need clouds of tulle, big hair, satin, leather, and fringe from my country music.

@I, Zombie Normal: I prepared a long and sarcastic comment about the absurdity of anyone claiming they'd taken 30 pounds off Gwyneth Paltrow but in my research to back up my nastiness I realized that Ironman was released in 2008, which means it could have been filmed anytime in the years before it. Gwyneth gave birth…

I do think we're to the point in our society where we can leave off the "male" prefix for things like nurse, cabin attendant, model. . .

@ProofreadingGal: Yes, I have noticed.

@ChiquitaBonita: Thank you for addressing this. I came to the comments just to be sure that there is a team named Real Salt Lake. Is that "Real" as in the Spanish word for "royal", like Real Madrid? Or is there a Fake Salt Lake and they're worried people will be confused?

@Snowbunny: You know, I had to read your comment a couple of times to get it and once it finally sunk through the morning fog I found it hilarious.

@whatsnewpussycat: I just googled Minden, NE and as of the 2000 census they had a population of under 3,000. Often in towns like that there's no taxi service or it's a daytime thing. Might be that. Or might be she was too drunk to think of a taxi.

@missbananafish: I agree about the color for Dakota Fanning. I also

@EustaceTheDragon: I'm glad she's found something that works well

@Baberaham Lincoln: If you only have to change tampons every two

I wish I could explain to the Diva cup advocates here that the cups

Ok, Kelly, this is why teachers bang kids' heads against the wall

@dcwonderwoman: Yes yes yes. This is why I hate the Housewives

@tehcatsmeow: That's putting it strong. This law does not prevent parents from actually parenting their children.