@laramee: I'm not worried about her, I'm worried about Psychology Today giving her an audience. This sort of article really belongs in Cosmo.

How would their well-publicized presence in Canada keep them from being killed? David Carradine wasn't in the US when he died. Star Whackers know no borders.

@CWnerd12: Now be nice, those aren't all really horrible names. Some of them are quite nice.

@LadyvonSnarkyPants: Ha! I thought of "febrile".

@FrabjousDay: Hearted heartily!

@Aesop's Foibles.: There are so many people with this problem that I've started to wonder if it has something to do with photography. Like maybe these people look gorgeous in real life with their hair just the way it is but that it doesn't photograph well. I can't think of any other explanation. Courtney Love's hair…

@Aesop's Foibles.: I like Bosworth's dress but I think it was made for a brunette.

@Awry: This batshittery is another plain old garden variety fasting-induced hallucination.

@Melbelle: I wondered when I read that if Celine is at all familiar with Nelson Eddy's work. An homage perhaps?

@theotherwhitegirl: I never heard the body thing about Mariah but I thought she'd said that kids weren't for her because of something to do with her past.

@Super Nintendo Chalmers: I always assume the people who are saying "Who?" are not asking in earnest but are trying to convey the unimportance or possible tediousness of the subject. Especially when the subject appears to live for fame. For example: "Speidi? Never heard of him."

@WatchOut4TheRobots: Longer than alstroemeria? I thought alstroemeria was the styrofoam of the floral world, longevity-wise.

Drugs? When thinking of Mike Tyson's transgressions it's drugs that comes to mind first?

@leesie: @redpensplease: I can't speak for Canada, but in Europe Smarties are candy coated chocolates of approximately the same size and shape of M & Ms.

@14Kgold:betastar misses MizJ: @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am neither artsy NOR brainy and I have a turtleneck AND a beret. I must be a poseur.

@Donovanesque: I think it's okay to joke about causing hurricanes because no one anywhere could believe that, even if you try to there's no place to get started with meteorological science. However, there's an uncomfortable element of truth about one group hating another group. Fat people may believe that skinny…

Not buying the Christina-Hendricks-on-a-diet thing until I hear it from her.

@voteforme: It's true that we don't have the right to police what other people say about us and I don't think this is about barring people from dishing on other people. I don't think this is about The Law, I think it's about courtesy and consideration and how sad it is watching those things evaporate from US culture.…

@margeh: I thought this was a movie about cigarettes!

@Donovanesque: Zoe Saldana is another homely one for your list.