You’re not an engineer are you? Engineers are optimists. The actual conversation is more like:

Easy choice.

I can see stories like this showing up in a Pale of the Future article in 100 years (provided autonomous cars are perfected and catch-on).

Hay! Alpha maid Motor Tend’s Car of The Year this year, they can’t bee that bad.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

I saw the tweet (screenshot here in case it disappears), but the company VP’s statement is in conflict with the eyewitness passenger account. VP claims it was “boxed in”, while the passenger says there was about a car-length of room.