Rockstar needs to understand that players don’t want to play against other players as much as they just want to experience an amazingly vast, detailed world full of characters and stories WITH THEIR FRIENDS.

“Go fuck yourself” - Basically every new game.

Keto isn’t a healthy diet. It’s an extreme diet that forces your body into a starvation state. You are supposed to eat an absolute bare minimum of carbs. People eating a true ketogenic diet are eating mainly meat and dairy.

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

You’d think some of these guys would share notes.

I think the issue is that gamers treat playing an un-fun game like working for an oppressive employer. It’s like they don’t know they don’t have to play.

How dare those entitled gamers, wanting to have fun while playing a game!?!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is nuts, but this is a statistically nonexistent situation. Planes are affected by weather far more than trains.

That reminds me of this time I was doing Crossfit in law school... 

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

Damn it, Kevin. 

Mass Effect 3 seems so long ago.

“George C. Scott didn’t accept his Oscar because Native Americans.”

The American Action Forum calculated guaranteed green housing would cost between $1.6 trillion and $4.2 trillion; a federal jobs guarantee between $6.8 trillion and $44.6 trillion; a net zero emissions transportation system between $1.3 trillion and $2.7 trillion; a low-carbon electricity grid for $5.4 trillion; and…

Buckley’s ghost dragging propane tanks by the valve?

I read this from a burning and leaking oil rig next to a run away nuclear reactor in full meltdown. I’m just glad that the coal mine I was going to hadn’t collapsed yet.

Same old playbook:

They are flailing in terror, trying to use their normal playbook but just ramping up the numbers to Dr. Seussian levels, and it’s just not going to work this time. Invading Venezuela, trying to get Israel to invade Iran, it’s the same old show and it’s not working.

Fire officials suspect a faulty propane tank was to blame,

I thought only Taco Bell served explosive food.