The memory cards were the worst thing about the Vita.

“Hey, remember how the SD Card standard is something most people can wrap their heads around and are cheap enough (and getting cheaper!) for people to buy huge ones so they can buy the shit out of our software?”

“What are you, fucking insane?”

“People keep asking us about our handheld, but I could have sworn we retired the PSP.”

The 3ds never required people to buy stupidly expensive memory cards either. That was very much the deal breaker for me.

And no proprietary hugely expensive memory cards. It’s parent company also hasn’t been going “Wait, we have a handheld?” for the last four + years.  

I mean the 3ds has games. Pretty huge difference.

“This elected politician, advocating for policies that poll extremely well, is unelectable.”  Sure, makes sense. 

because if she didn’t the media would be all over her for whenever FuckFace said anything remotely nice or patriotic

Ike warned us on his way out the door. It wasn't his sales pitch. 

“We wanted all of our kids to grow up learning that fairness, justice, equality, and truth were important virtues. Now they all believe that shit and we have no idea where they’re getting it from!”

I’m a bit sad there’s no wall running, because when I heard ‘Titanfall Battle Royale’ that was immediately the one thing I wanted (not the mechs!).

What if my husband and I each want to have a yacht party at the same time but want to have different themes? WHAT THEN? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SHARE ONE YACHT?!

int x=loan+creditbalance;

“People who fucked themselves realise they got fucked: Like to fuck, dislike being fucked.”

I’ll happily listen to “dumb at” from here on out, if it means no ever uses “on accident” again (instead of “by accident”).

I think it’s far more likely they’re going to lose a ball joint than the lugs.  All the strain from the wheels and those long levers bolted to the hub are being applied to the wheel bearings and ball joints. 

This is what happens when you watch too many Russian videos, and it gets too cold outside.  It affects peoples’ brains.

Nah. They’ve already proven themselves to be entirely immune to the concept of hypocrisy.

Is it weird that the MRAs are still desperately clinging to a term that originated with two transwomen?