This could have been her entire article.

great, that can can be your obituary

Awful, but hey, how bout them Nittany Lions?!

To all you irreligious still hanging around from Gawker, if ever there was proof of the existence of God, this is it. Open your eyes and behold.

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

Picking on children, real classy

Im ouraged that the guy wants Mark Jackson hired.

You kind of have to acknowledge that rap music glorifies everything wrong with black culture.

Another good part of this video is at 0:25 when the guy in the Hurricanes polo says “I gotta pee” and takes the Mountaineers fan’s spot.

Hillary Clinton

So the guy that beat up a stripper for taking money while he made it rain is calling someone a punk. You have to admire the Herculean level of disconnect.

Every time I see Pacman Jones on the field I am surprised he is still in the league and not dead/in prison.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen any Democrats issuing hot takes blaming Fidel Castro yet since that difference in Florida was all Cubans.

They got there my friend - they just didn’t vote for Hillary. Trump doubled AA vote that Romney got and got 33% of Hispanic males and 26% of HIspanic women. The Hispanic vote may have actually won Florida for him... think about that.

All of Boston too, just because.

“I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all... ...If the Democrats needed my vote I’d cast it, but they don’t, and so I don’t really know why I’d bother...” - Alex Pareene, ladies and gentlemen!