Good for Michael Jordan. Maybe now he will stop crying so much.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg

You got the one person acting aggressive, screaming and the other guy shocked by his behavior and clearly regretting his decision to engage at all... is this whatever show that is or my marriage?!?!

But not the upside down part of the Southern Hemisphere.

Adding D-Rose makes them more of a suture-team.

Thee

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

Well, fuck. This morning is fantasy football chaos!

Counterpoint to cash:

LOL....Left 4 Dead? Portal 2? Really...both 360 games from what, 5 years or more ago?

If the parents are conservative - I get the baby girl a monster truck and the baby boy a barbie, just to fuck with them.

Vine star

Lots of people having a go at the guy recording the video - and maybe for good reason - but man it is...so sad that people feel the need to bullrush a location like that just for a bloody Pokemon. I’ve got the game, I enjoy the game but, you know, it’s a game.

If a mewto spawned inside a burning building, how many pokemon trainers would run inside to capture it?