Good for Michael Jordan. Maybe now he will stop crying so much.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg

You got the one person acting aggressive, screaming and the other guy shocked by his behavior and clearly regretting his decision to engage at all... is this whatever show that is or my marriage?!?!

But not the upside down part of the Southern Hemisphere.

Yeah, I don’t get the responses. The tealdeers of your comment is I vape, fellow vapers please stop being rude, everything’s okay here.

ads on your page that you have to see are one thing. Ads that slide up when you’re scrolling are just shit.

It would be like looking at a Coca Cola billboard, and then having that Coca Cola billboard uproot itself, and stand infront of you until you push it over.

Adding D-Rose makes them more of a suture-team.

Thee

Giz... Old friend. I love you. I want to support you. We’ve been good to each other. I want to treat you right... Click on all your sexy articles. I don’t want to go behind your back with an adblocker... But when I get one of those obnoxious ads that slide up when I’m trying to run my finger up your sweet, sweet…

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

man, what a dick

Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

Well, fuck. This morning is fantasy football chaos!

What a gripping discovery! I can imagine, though, that the historical community will be resistant to this new information, perhaps even find it abrasive, but I think that the new information will wear at their aggravation over time through attrition.

I am assuming you meant “separate” but I really love the idea of a Desperate Phone. Desperate for Justice.

Get a whole desperate phone just for that Twitter account. Put it in a special case with an eagle on it. Refer to it as the Justice Phone.

Twitter is a social media app whose purpose is to disrupt the employment of its users.