“Stop, drop, shut ‘em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That’s how Ruff Ryders roll”

Oh I get it, because women’s sports, right?

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You’re doing the yeoman’s work here

Lmao. The lazy jokes any WNBA story generates are so depressing.

Then you weren’t better when it mattered. So... um yeah.

Funny you say that; there was actually an incident with Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton a few years back where Gilbert brought a gun into the locker room to settle a debt over a card game. Talk about not “playing your cards right”!

Yeah, he wasn’t very good. But Nick’s lucky he didn’t come over and “shoot” the ball with one of his guns!

—the realization that there are two Americas, as well as the delusion that they’re are inherently separate from one another, complete with ideologies that never overlap

i imagined myself explaining the rules of baseball once while getting a massage, to prevent myself from getting a boner. worked.

I imagine myself playing baseball. Puts me right to sleep.

Holy shit man, a little much? I mean, I like a dark, original, witty bit of banter as much as anyone, but this really crosses the line. Definitely original though, I’ll give you that, and I even snorted coffee all over my desk. +1, but you’re definitely going to hell for this one. Jesus.

Holy shit... how do you people THINK of this twisted stuff? Pretty dark, man. I gave you a +1, but damn.... this is so edgy and devastating that I’m not sure what to think. Is no cow too sacred?

Holy shit.... that’s it. Shut it down everyone. You win ALL the internets today. You made me snort coffee all over my desk with this one. So wrong, but yet... so right. +1 you absolute savage, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Ha! A witty and devastating bon mot indeed, my good sir! A +1 to you, you sick, twisted, beautiful bastard; a tip of my cap and all the internets to you today! Though you’re assuredly going to hell for this one, I’ll be glad to join you along the way!

+1 you beautiful bastard

Coincidentally, that’s also the sign they have at the other bad cities with bad sports teams, like uh, Cleveland and Baltimore, because those cities are also bad and similar to “hell”. haha

It’s an objective fact that he could have been the hero and he let the quarterback do the job instead. Sorry.

To me, he’ll always be the man who didn’t run it in and cost his team the Super Bowl. That mistake will haunt him forever, and it should.